a legendary pop music anthem that your faves could never touch
She was there for me when no one else was
me 11:59 September 30th
me 12:00 October 1st
i wish i was a boy instead of a girl they dont have periods and they dont get as many unwelcome sexual comments as girls do
boys have to deal with girls on their periods
shove a cactus in your anus buddy
Everyone Loves a Good Car Jam!!! - by Thomas Sanders
LITERALLY THE BEST PART IS YOU CAN SEE THE PURE SHOCK ON HIS FACE
Parents: Get a job
Me: *gets a job*
Parents: Get a real job
fall out boy? why not fall out girl?
[SLAMS FIST DOWN ON TABLE]
[patrick stump immediately works on changing name of band to Fall Out Persons]
THEY’RE SO USELESS AND STUPID I WANT THREE THOUSAND
But seriously do you ever think that all those who died in the battle of Hogwarts probably went on the chocolate frogs’ cards . And Teddy opening one before going on the train to Hogwarts and seeing his parents smiling at him, so they were actually there to see him off on his first year.
how fucking dare you
once i finish crying im gonna fuck u up
“A three second exposure meant that subjects had to stand very still to avoid being blurred, and holding a smile for that period was tricky. As a result, we have a tendency to see our Victorian ancestors as even more formal and stern than they might have been.”
this shouldn’t be as funny as it is.